"Love is the answer - and you know that for sure."
Duck Tales
June 2006
Duck Tales
A duck walked into the site office of a large building site and asked if there were any vacancies.
The clerk of works was amazed and said to the duck 'you can talk?'
'What's wrong with that?' said the duck 'I've been talking since I was a duckling'.
'That is really amazing' said the clerk of works 'have you never tried the circus?'
'Not really' said the duck 'what would they want with a plasterer?'