The Plumbers Bill

The Plumbers Bill

An Edinburgh plumber went to an Advocate's house to fix a leaking pipe.

It took him about 5 minutes to find the problem and fix the leak. He then wrote out an invoice and handed it to the advocate.

'£122.50 plus VAT' gasped the astounded legal man. 'For five minutes work? Why even I don't charge that much for my time and I'm an advocate.'

I know said the plumber, I used to be an advocate myself, that's why I became a plumber.'

Comments

Two plumbers walked into a toilet - you would have thought one of them would have seen it. Posted by Pat, 24/02/07	reply
You should know what they say; don't sleep with a drip - call your plumber. Posted by Gav, 19/02/07	reply
Is it true that good plumbers never die? They just go down the drain. Posted by Stevie, 13/06/06	reply