"Love is the answer - and you know that for sure."
The New Apprentice Painter
May 2006
The New Apprentice Painter
Did You hear about the firm who started a new apprentice painter?
On his first day his journeyman told him to go round the front of the house and undercoat the porch.
A couple of hours later he came back and said that he had finished - but it wasn't a Porche, he said... it was a BMW.