"Catch the moments as they fly and use them as ye ought man..."
Hector, the simple minded joiner.
May 2006
Then there was Hector, the simple minded joiner.
One Friday the foreman asked him to look after things while he went on a message.
As soon as the foreman left the joiner called his mates and said "Right lads, we can all go early the foremans' gone for the afternoon"
But when the joiner got home he heard groaning noises from his bedroom and when he looked in there he saw the foreman in bed with his wife!
Not saying a word he snuck back out.
The next week the foreman again called him over and asked him to look after things for the afternoon and as soon as the foreman left his pals came over and said "Right Hector can we go early again?" "Not a chance" said the joiner "He almost caught me last week".
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