"Begin with the end in mind"
Shedding Tears
February 2009
Shedding Tears
Terry the joiner arrives home early from work one afternoon only to find his wife in bed with another man.
He manages to hit the man over the head with his lunch box as he tries to escape.
When the man comes round he discovers he is now standing naked in the joiners work shed.
Worse still he quickly realises that his willy is now squashed into the joiners vice and the vice handle is missing.
Unable to release himself he notices the joiner standing by the door.
Terry has a tenon saw in his hand and he walks slowly towards to the trapped man brandishing the saw.
“You’re not going to cut my willy off with that saw are you”? Squeals the terrified man.
No said the joiner handing the man the saw.
“I’m going to set the shed on fire"