"Catch the moments as they fly and use them as ye ought man..."
What Is It About Engineers?
December 2007
Two engineering students met each other walking across their campus the first one said to his friend 'Where did you get such a great new bike?'
The second engineer replied, 'Well that was strange, I was strolling through the gardens in the warm sunshine yesterday minding my own business thinking about the relative density of concrete when a beautiful young student girl rode up on this bike. She stopped, dismounted and then throwing the bike to the ground she took off her clothes in front of me and she said 'I've been waiting to get you alone please just take what you want.'
The second engineer nodded approvingly,
'Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fitted.'
Or try this one...
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with a wife or with a mistress.
The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.
The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of
the passion and the mystery he found there.
The engineer said, 'I like both.'
'Both?' the other two asked simultaneously.
'Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the office and get some work done.'
And...
There was the engineer who once, while out walking, came upon a little green frog. When he picked it up the frog spoke. It said 'Hi I'm actually a beautiful virile young woman, an evil witch put a spell on me, but if you just kiss me I will turn back into myself and I will be VERY grateful'
After considering this proposition for few moments the engineer slipped the frog into his pocket. 'Wait!' cried the frog 'don't you understand what I said? I mean kiss me and you will be very thoroughly rewarded, do you know what I mean? I mean I will do anything you want me to do you just have to ask, just kiss me!'
The engineer took the frog out of his pocket and held it up to his face and he smiled, ' I think I would prefer a talking frog' he said and slipped the little amphibian back into his pocket.