Big Bang

February 2007

Davy and Fraser were working on a building site digging footings when Davy hits something metallic with his shovel. At the same time Fraser also hits something.
They both dig out two unexploded bombs left over from World War II.

"My god" says Davy "we better get these down to the police station"
So the two men pick up a bomb each and get in the van and head off to the nearest police station.
"You don't think we'll get in trouble for moving them?" asks Fraser.
"No I don't think so" Davy says.
"What if one of them explodes" wonders Fraser.
"We'll just say we only found one" Davy assures him.

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Where these the builders who dumped tons of sand and pebbles on the pitch before the home leg of a cup tie? Fortunately the home team won 2-0 on aggregate. Honest. Posted by Joey, 10/10/07	reply
Thats right, they took their lunch in see-through Tupperware containers so that they knew if they were going to work or coming home. Posted by Steve, 28/11/07	reply

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