"Trifles make perfection, but perfection is no trifle."
Quality Sex? (A QS's Story)
November 2006
Husband no. 6....
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced five husbands. On their wedding night, she told her husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom; "how can that be if you've already been married five times?"
"Well; husband no. 1 was an Architect and he just kept on telling me how great it was going to be".
"Husband no. 2 was a Computer Manager; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he would look into it and get back to me".
"Husband no. 3 was a Project Manager; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver".
"Husband no. 4 was a Structural Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method".
"Husband no. 5 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was .......... God I miss him!"
"But now that I've married you; I'm so excited!"
"Good, said the husband, but Why?"
"You're a Quantity Surveyor........
This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"